It's happened.
I think.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051212/ap_on_sc/mice_human_brains
I'm stunned at the possibilities. The mind boggles. To wit -
- "Pinky and the Brain" in 3D!
- Jerry actually being able to USE his hands to heave a shovel at Tom!
- Legions of lower-level rodentia rising up against the overlords of mammalia by using logic and intellect (or maybe just a keen sense of fashion and an enormous entrant into the WWF follies. Or NASCAR.. In any case, we humans will succumb to their brash gall).
Be afraid.
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Oh, but wait....all that stuff I just wrote?
It'll never happen.
In this lifetime.
But one day, Lovecraftian devotees everywhere, it might. And then, on that dread night, parents will have to tuck their enormous-eared, slightly fuzzy, preternaturally intelligent, sharp-visioned children into bed and tell them the truth.
"You were born a human. I'm so sorry. I did the best I could. The plastic surgery can take you no further. You're a gamma."
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Thank God for soma.
And rain.
(Gosh - I sound like a luddite! I'm not. But I can see the day in the no-too-distant future in which any scientific advance, no matter how well-trenched in reason and aim, will be archly evaluated by politicoes and their cronies, possibly jeopardizing the forward progress of knowledge through knee-jerk evangelistic overreaction and withdrawal of gubbamint funding for fear of retaliation from a cadre of scary people who wield a big book and sound off from the pulpits of impossibly enormous religious organizations, like roach royalty riding the back of their minions.
It could happen.)
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My worst fear. And dag - I just posted this! Quick response time! :>
Don't worry Honey, just feel his noodly appendage. Remember, Religion is the root of all evil. Spread the word - Think don't believe. Teach your children to forgive, yet pity those children being raised to squash their natural curiosity behind words written by ignorant old men with an agenda -
"think, don't believe."
My new mantra.
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