Birth announcement!

There's a new baby in da house!

For I, I have a new bicycle. See?? The best ol' bike 300 bucks'll gitcha!

I love her already. She is beautiful, and shiny, all over silver (not the pink and white of the photo (but the form is all hers!)), 21-speeded, as easy to ride as a fat pony, and I hope she is the answer to that horrible runner's knee thing I got going on. My quads, apparently, need some beefing up, and THIS baby is my answer.

A proud machine, of this there is no doubt, but as yet, has no familiar moniker.

Of course you KNOW that this oversight must be corrected. She needs a name!

Suggestions?