A big ol' Talking Head(mmmm, feel the Byrne)
On with it!
What I want to know is, did she have to have an episiotomy to get the toilet OUT?
And spits through her navel. News at 11.
Because, let's face it, we've all heard the "three sailors walk into a bar" thing once too many times.
There's a simple answer to this problem....and it's not "eat more chicken."
This falls under the "can they please tell us something we don't know" category, don't you think?
Now, see, I did not know that the Mavs were playing naked. Interesting. Give a whole new shade to the phrase "ball handling," doesn't it?
Because, yes, one would want to be on the side of the Angels, wouldn't one?
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - There will be no weather report for this installment of TIFF teevee, because the unspeakable has happened and there might be some chance of snow tonight; therefore I have to RUSH RIGHT OUT and STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES!
Everyone. Panic. Now.
That is all.
6 comments:
As always--a riot!
Have you stocked up on your milk/eggs/bread? It has only rained here so far, and the 'chance of snow' that GF on WRAL promised me has NOT happened.
renratt - WRAL is a liar. No snow.
FMI - you're south of me, right? Eria is southwest, and Mr. Sun is west. The NC blog-o-sphere is a rich one!
I am between RAL and Ft Bragg, but I work in the land of RAL.
Brenda of Planet Brenda fame hails from the RDU area as well. Who is Mr. Sun?
Renratt - Mr Sun is mucho good reading - very often updated and very often of high intelligence to humor ration. He's in the Chapel Hill area. Check out the link list - he's there!
Planet Brenda, eh? Must go make a visit there.
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