(Actors - Thing 1 (10 y.o. boy) and Thing 2 (9 y.o. boy). Setting - the back seat of the the Optima. Time - this afternoon. Place - somewhere on 401 heading toward "The Mall. " Props - 2 Transformers, one for each actor...)
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Thing 1 - "Ah, ha ha, I have you in my robot clutches. You cannot escape me, I am all powerful."
Thing 2 - "No! Nevah! I have PLAN!"
(aside to Thing 1: "I'm gonna make a call OK?" "OK" says Thing 1)
Thing 2 - "You shall nevah capcha mee, you eviiildo-ah! I have the BIG BOOK OF MINIONS and I shall CALL them to assist me!"
Thing 1 - "Ohhh no! Not that!"
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May I tell you right now that the "Big Book of Minions" got me laughing so hysterically that I had church giggles for an hour and a half afterward?
Yes yes, yes...the possibilities!
Aardvark girl, Astrolad, Bugle Boy, Corporal Cretin, they're ALL there in the Big Book of Minions!!!!! Pick a page, pick a line, pick a minion...who ya gonna CALL??
Sweet hoppin' Jeebus, y'all, I'm laughing again.
Gotta go, y'all. Gotta go.
Hee!
6 comments:
Book of Minions.... that's funny.
I want. A.Big. Book. Of. Minions. NOW.
Me too. That's ONE book they haven't delivered to the new house!
I checked the Amazon AND the library. They only printed one copy and apparently your kids have it!
superb!! though 'church giggles' got me going just as much. heeheehee :)
Harmman - Plus, I'm pretty sure it's invisible, becuase I've look all OVER and can't find it.
keda - how cool is it that you understand "church giggles"? Pretty cool.
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