|Not the property we looked at, |
but this IS on the same lake.
Another sure sign the Spring has arrived, and in merciful time - the Bradford pear quit blooming and we can now all breathe much more easily. It's anyone's guess, and probably well-known in botanical circles, why the tree smells so BAD when in bloom, so I'm glad it's for a short period of time that this year was accompanied by frosty nights so the blooms fell off right sharpish.
Also, lawnmowers are starting up all over the neighborhood. Shoot, Biff mowed the backyard the other day, which I thought was early, but according to Facebook is right on time for this neck of the woods.
It's going to be 80F here tomorrow. Straight into summer.
A couple of weeks ago my younger brother, Biff, and I went up to Smith Mountain Lake to look at a piece of property that was 1) on a decent part of the lake, 2) very flat (rare!), and 3) reasonably priced.
We didn't buy it.
Why? Well, because the a) land is full of fill dirt so a perk test would require a BACKHOE to get to proper soil, or that b) the seller was going to ask the buyer to do the test (!!!), or that c) the concrete boat ramp that takes up a fair portion of the right third of the property would be taken out if I had my druthers but in fact isn't private but instead has deeded rights for the neighbor to use when they want to, or that d) the neighbor's shed can only be accessed (currently) by using said boat ramp.
No, really, doesn't that sound like a GREAT DEAL??
Yeah, me neither.
Nor my brother.
Best of luck to the sucker that buys it. We'll be sure to take a look this summer to see if it's sold.
Sixty-eight thousand dollars for that mess? No thanks.
There IS a piece of property on the water going for less than $40K. 2.5 acres. Gently sloping. On a decent part of the lake (read: not waaaay down- or up-stream).
Gets me thinking: Wonder what's wrong with it?
Giant nest of zombies? Sinkhole city? Ghosts of former illicit whiskey distillers hidin' out from the revenooers? Copperhead breeding grounds? CLOWNS?
Gotta be something.
We missed the chance to dress up our holiday ravens like Cupids and Leprechauns, so I took a few moments today to deck them out in bunny ears and noses for Easter.
I hope you decorated your holiday ravens similarly.