Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Totally gushing with teenage meme-dom

If you had "five freebies" - Who would it be?

Who would you give it up for for free? Or, more pointedly, who would you BEG for the chance to bump uglies with, if given a chance (and spousal permission) and assurance you'd get that for which you'd so eagerly queried

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Here are the rules -

Boys - you can have boys or girls.

Girls - you can have girls or boys.

That's it! No more rules!! All you have to do is pick your personal list of smok n' people, and, oh yes (maybe one more rule), spouses are NOT allowed. Y'all, this isn't a contest of who can love their "regular lunch" more (because we all love the mac and cheese or PB&J!), it's a recitation of what you'd have for a 5-course saturation of carnality, if you could.
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Me, I'm having a hard time deciding who would be first.....

Tom S (heaven help us all, do I need to go ON?)


Alan R (just TALK to me!)

Brad P (forgive me, but dude is hot, 'ceptin for the filled ashtray....)

George C (no forgiveness needed, just crinkle those eyes, darlin')

or

who?

Patrick Sewart? Angelina Jolie? PeeWee Herman? Carl Sagan? Eric Heiden? Weird Al? Kathleen Turner? John Stamos? Bob Saget? The MythBusters guys? Johnny Depp? Jamie Lee Curtis?

Shoot, now I have to start all OVER again.

Who would YOU pick? ;>

14 comments:

Andrew said...

5...tough. In no specific order. Ashley Judd, Kate Beckinsdale, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, and Aishwarya Rai. It is very difficult must make other notes...Honorable Mentions: Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johansen, Kierra Knightly...[sigh]

tiff said...

Hmmm - lemme guess - you're a straight fella, aincha?
Thanks for ringing in!

Erica said...

Holy shit! You love Alan Rickman! And more specifically his voice. My best friend is completely up to her eyeballs in love with him for the same reason(s). Too awesome.

Me...? Used to be Sting, but now... yeah, I'm going with Hayden Christensen. Criminally young for my advanced age but - yeah. Hayden.

Wordnerd said...

One question, Tiff, before I write my tell-all: Whoever it is, will he/she kept his/her political opinions to themselves? Because that's important...

Wordnerd said...

oops -- keep/kept, sorry.

rennratt said...

Hmm. I am thinking, in no particular order

Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, Mike Rowe (of Discovery's 'Dirty Jobs'), and Jamie Hyneman (Mythbuster with the goatee). Crap. I'm one short.

Ok. For kicks and giggles, let's throw in Wierd Al.

rennratt said...

Oh! Can I switch one Wierd Al for Aiden Quinn?

tiff said...

Erica - Alan Rickman's sex appeal is a bit abogated now (compared with 15 years ago), but my God, the voice. All's he'd have to do is whisper to me! I share this odd affection with 2 of my best girlfriends, which I think is wonderful. Hayden? Goin' for the pretty bad boys, huh?
Wordnerd - political associations would HAVE to be kept at the door, much the same way as our blogs do. :> Nothing squashes mucho carnito feelings like a discussion of religion, politics, or illnesses. This is fantasty! They would agree with you on every topic!
Renratt - Jamie, Jamie, Jamie! Total hotness. I'd throw in Adam just becuse I've never had experience with a red-headed man. Also, You can trade up/over whenever you want.

Erica said...

I forgot to disagree with you on one point, here. Brad Pitt is hot except for the ashtray and my grandma's housecoat. That is all.

Kim said...

My list includes Johnny Depp, Lenny Kravitz, Chris Cornell, Ed Harris, and Liv Tyler. I think that she would be really tender and gentle, and afterwards, maybe we could braid each other's hair. And talk about being mommies.

tiff said...

Erica - so a naked Brad Pitt = really hott? I agree. Is ti warm in here?

Kim - If she won't, maybe her Daddy will.

Ew.

oldriend said...

Ewww. Alan Rickman. Bleh. Reminds me too much of the 6'9" sax player who dated all my friends in high school.

Now, where's my list...

-Clooney, of course.
-Hilary Swank
-Eddie Cibrian
-James Denton
-Terry Hatcher when she was a bond girl.

yum, yum, yum.

oldfriend said...

That should have been 'Bond' girl.

tiff said...

Eddie Cibrian - you have stolen my heart! I had no IDEA who you were until oldfriend enlightened me, and now I am YOURS! Woo!!!
Yes, you're a pretty boy, and yes, I am too old for you, but dagGONE!
James - dude - sorry, Eddie got here first.