Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Muzzy McAddlehead, reporting for duty.

There is a war going on in my head for domination of the 'awake' zone. Also the 'thinking clearly' area. The side AGAINST these two things is winning.

There is not enough coffee in the world to combat what appears to be the encroachment of a cold. NOT ENOUGH.

Today's post is a list of stuff about me, because someone posted it on their blog after I sent it to them, then they had the GALL to say that just because a person READS their blog they are compelled to actually POST the list on their own blog with answers specific to them. GALL! You are not the boss of me! Pronoun confusion! Bersnivens!

But the muzzy precludes anything else. So, here.

46 ODD (Ed note: which, at first? I thought ODD was some kind of acronym. This is how my brain works, and it is a dark matter, indeed.) things about you!

1. Do you like blue (sic) cheese? It's not the first cheese I reach for, but sometimes it's OK (as long as there's some mints nearby for after)

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no

3. Do you own a gun? no

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Wha?

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? all the time...

6. What do you think of hot dogs? They need to be coooled down..

7. Favorite Christmas movie? Nightmare Before Christmas

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? COFFEE!

9. Can you do push ups? With the right bra. Ba-doom-CHING!

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? silver celtic knot earrings....

11. Favorite hobby? drinking to excess

12. Do you have A.D.D ? Yes. Shiny things are my friend.

13. What is one trait you hate about yourself? procrastination, gotta be.

14. Middle name? Lee, after my g-g-grandaddy Archibald Lee

15. What is your favorite TV show or movie? I love me some Dirty Jobs. And Cops.

16. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Gel pens, index cards, tissues

17. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. coffee, water, bourbon

18. Current worry? getting all the stuff done at work that needs doin'.

19. Current hate right now? None .

20. Favorite place to be? In bed.

21. Where would you like to go? Rome, Paris, Heidelberg, London, Minsk, Tahiti. Not in that order, and not an exhaustive list.

22. Name three people who will complete this? me, myself, and I

24. What shirt are you wearing? black scoop-neck shirt with a plum-colored fleece jacket o'er top.

25. What year would you go back in time to? Personal life - 1987. Any ol' time - 1942; the clothes and hair were awesome.

26. Can you whistle? from several orifices, AAMOF

27. Favorite color? blue, no... green!.

28. Would you be a pirate? The fancy-dress kind, yes. The Somali kind? Not so much!

29. Favorite girl's name? Sarah.

30. Favorite boy's name? Connor

31. Last thing you dreamed about? an underwater rollercoaster.

32. What's in your pocket right now? A dollar bill and a dime.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Biff.

34. Best Halloween costume? Puff's Smoking Jacket from many years ago

35. Worst injury you've ever had? dislocated kneecap.

36. Do you like where you live? Sure do - Ye Olde Wake Foreste is great!

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2

38. Who is your loudest friend? This? Remains unanswered. Because really, I only have loud friends.

39. How many dogs do you have? 1

40. Does someone have a crush on you? I would hope so

41. What is your favorite book(s)? Another Roadside Attraction.

42. What is your favorite candy? Snickers.

43. Favorite Sports Team? Don't have one, even though in NC that's something of a sacrilege.

44. Favorite Sports? Football, and minor league baseball.

45. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Sleeping on the couch.

46. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Where the heck AM I?


And now it's your turn. Have a lovely day.

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