Taken right from the "odd news" portion of your regularly scheduled broadcast,
This perfect ten-point landing.
Yes, well, stiff upper lip and all that, old chap! Nothing to see here, so move along. We'll pull the pieces together and carry on over here, no need to worry.
Seriously y'all - I wasn't going to update today, but daggone! This story set off a cascade of mental images cause me to get church giggles. The shoelace, the stair tumble, the smashing of valuble artifacts! Great heavenly days, y'all!
I'm sure we'll be back to the usual dull fare tomorrow. My apologies for this drift into more juvenile territory than what's usual....
Hee! Woo! I'm seeing John Cleese!