Oh, I KNOW how lucky I am, so don't make a habit of complaining.
But Lord have mercy I just took a lap or two around the house, then grabbed on to the rim of the kitchen sink and LEEEEEANED forward, stretching backward, and someone shot off a string of those little cracking fireworks right outside my kitchen window.
Oh wait, that was my BACK.
There was much movement of synovial fluid, friends, and I feel taller now.
Speaking of synovial fluid...
It's been while since the initial injury that resulted in my slicing off a little bit of my left middle finger right at the base of the fingernail. It's probably been about a year since I sacrificed a little of myself to the kitchen gods, so the boo-boo healed with just a little defect in the skin because old people heal slowly.
Then, a few months ago, something popped up right in that spot - a swelling, a bleb, and a 'something' that concerned me, so I brought it up with my doc, who said 'it's nothing to be concerned about it just a mucoid cyst.' Better than a sarcoma, thought I, and so went home to research what the HECK a mucoid cyst is.
Turns out, when I went all Master Chef on my finger I cut deeply enough to nick the bursa around the top finger joint, allowing synovial fluid to LEAK OUT, causing the blebbiness.
Then, because I messed with it a a little, it started to hurt, so I did what any reasonable person would do, I pricked it with a pin and POPPED IT.
What came out was a little bit gross, like jelly that's really slick and sticky. The stuff that lubricates our joints - the precious synovial fluid!! So gross, so fascinating! So...yellow? Ew.
I put a pressure dressing on it and was good for about a month until I banged it on something, and it swelled again, I popped it again, and same deal - oozy synovial goo, only this time...clear.
Apparently I missed the memo about getting your fluids changed every 40 years or so. Did anybody else know this needs to be done?
The doc said it might go away on its own, it might not. It might always be with me, a little portal into, well, me.
And that's what happens when you get under my skin. Goo happens.
PS - mucoid cysts are apparently really common in folks with osteoarthritis. Apparently the bones develop spurs that grind away at the bursal lining, and leaky leaky things happen. How truly dreadful.
PPS - 'The Mucoid Cyst' is my new superhero name. Guess what my superpower is??