|We'll get to it...|
To contrast with whatever evil is happening outdoors right now (30F and sleeting at the mo, thought it might be in the 20s by now, such is the temp slip) hear this: Saturday we took a lovely walk in a nature preserve in north Raleigh, sans coat. Sunday (yesterday, obvs) we had the house windows open because (check this) it was 70 outside and 65 inside. Open the windows to warm the place up.
Then close them real quick to keep the heat in, because today flings itself in faster than Johhny Weir can triple toe loop and we're slammed into the 40, then 30s, then (likely) 20s, with all forms of precipitation imaginable in the ordinary course of things (no blasting steam, for example), and enough wind to dry your granny's bloomers in a minute flat. I had to take our flag down out of a sense of compassion, such was the whipping about (and also rain, because I'm kind of a purist when I think about rain and American flags. Take that bad boy down when it's raining! I know, it's a chore, but if you're around, don't let it get wet. Who likes a sodden symbol of our great nation? No, it's like seeing Fabio with wet hair and a zit. Nobody wants that.).
So, anyhow. Winter.
One thing it's good for, I SUPPOSE, is cooking, but after last night's al fresco meaty grillin' time, stewing things is a less-than-awesome alternative.
Too bad I don't have ingredients for this in the house. Come on. Dill pickle, cream cheese, and salami wraps? You KNOW you would. And it's totally paleo. And gluten-free. It's HEALTH FOOD, in a shiny salt coating. MmmmMMMmmmmm. Certainly the ice in my adult beverage would combat the resultant dessication and subsequent dehydration. It would be SO worth it.
This post sponsored by The Parentheticals (A new puppet troupe out of Shenegwa Falls, NY specializing (but not exclusive to) paper products, large things on sticks (no animals used), Frenchy-sounding pastimes, and subtitled mime shows (in nine languages! (we know!))), and Sister Johnny the Emphatic, RESOUNDING supporter of ACTION VERBS and emphasis in writing since 1964's Vatical commisure on writing, which was really dull and uninspiring in her opinion so she's been bringing the VERVE to the world through author support for lo these 50 years.
Thanks to both.