80000 nose blows
432 or so throat clearings.
Whatever it is, it's out there.
I am now talking like I'm sure Jackie Stallone sounds - a combination of dust, shrieking, old age, and smoking that results in ta low throttling vibralto of no particular pitch.
I HATE THAT VOICE.
My regular voice is nice. Melodic, maybe. Throaty, yes. but not RASPY and PEBBLY and sounds like I'm gargling every consonant in a flurry of alphabetical hate.
Whoever you are that's making our boys sneeze and me rasp like the last of the Skeksis? KNOCK IT OFF.
I can't tell stories in this state, and I'm chock full of them lately. Terribly gravid with tales, I am.
Oh my. :)