For no reason.
Anybody else ever get so mad they feel like biting the ass end of an alligator just to see if it'll put up a fight?
Once again, I blame the cats. Or that thing about having to get super-duper-double-plus-tough with Thing 1.
Either way, I'm gnawing ingot out of pencil leads, and doing a fine job of it.
Have a great night, y'all!