Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I don't know what it is, but for 4000 bucks it's a steal

IMHO - There's no way this thing is a bad idea. I don't care HOW much it costs or what it's really supposed to be used for, it's made of pure awesome and that is that.

Note the man-head, the lady boobs, and the 'alta-gonads' modules on the ground there. ROCK! Plus which? EXTRA ARMS!!

Yes, friends, this sucker is in FACT a do-it-yourself geriatric sex toy, complete with the 'death rattle' vibrator for those with a necrophilic bent! Insert body parts wherever they'll fit, and go to town!

Now with convincing lung and heart action, making your imaginations come true one beat and breath at a time. You can be the first on your block to get jiggy with a pretend Sean Connery and Judy Densch...AT THE SAME TIME!!! Just snap the man-module onto the default androgynous base receptacle, lock the boob unit into place on the chest, pop in a Barry White tape, and pretty soon you'll forget that your new friend is made of plastic casing normally reserved for bomb shelter furniture - you'll be in heaven with your new Mommy-Daddy love doll!

Oooooh, yeah.

Order now and we'll throw in the "Dr. Mengele" IV kit shown here, with full instructions on how to fully infuse your new bosom-ed buddy with THE SALINE FLUSH OF DOOM!

Act now, because this is a real steal at only $3850.


Clearly, SOMEONE has too much free time today.


That someone would be me. I'm bored at work, not because there's nothing to do, but because it's boring and I don't FEEL like it right now and there's not even a MEETING to go to today to break up the boredom. I even skipped Some Fun Thing they're doing downstairs because of the all-powerful ennui.

Is it time to go yet?

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