- Whistle and hum at the same time
- Grow an extra arm
- This (probably NSFW, but watch it anyhow. She's got a future with Cirque du Soleil)
- Play the guitar
- Run a mile
- Shoot laserbeams out my butthole
- Drive a combine
- See in 3D
- Understand Andy Warhol
- Get up the first time the alarm goes off
The possibilities are endless, really. The things I can't do could fill a lifetime of trying to get them done. I also cannot do a gainer off a diving board, I cannot put my left leg behind my head, I can't wash the spot between my shoulderblades on my own without some aides, I cannot make my Dad come back to life, I cannot understand the concept of the Big Bang.
Some things I cannot do I've chalked up to fate or my physiology. I simply wasn't MEANT to be a runner, for example, and as much as I've tried to run for health and fitness, it was never, ever enjoyable. Oh, I could go a cupla too-tree miles before total boredom set in, and would often do that over a lunch hour, but running was not, nor will it ever be, easy (or enjoyable, but enjoying something isn't the point here).
I'm still working on the whistling/humming thing though. That seems like it would be a fun thing to do.
That's it for now. Let's finish this one up with a FAIL video to make us all feel better:
Have a great day.
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