This is from Thing 2, in response to Wordnerd's question of today:
'So the flaming unicorns and chocolate covered Indians were good ideas, but I think flying monkeys with diaper machine guns tops it all off.
However, when I got to school today I changed the story, because I didn't think my teacher would accept that as a good enough imaginative idea, so I changed "flying monkeys with diaper machine guns" to "raining St. Bernards and lions." It's imaginative and yet believable, sort of.'
That's all from Thing 2. Over and out.