Monday, February 27, 2006

Smut-hit Update-update!

I'm shocked and appalled.

Surprisingly, only ONE search so far has brought people to the prurient phrase fest of yesterday.

And that one was for "cheerleader." Jeez.

I'm going to have to let this one simmer for a while to see if any further traffic is generated from all the naughty talk.

More as events warrant. Regular post will come later today, as soon as I get over my deep disappointment at the negative results of this seemingly well-crafted experiment in internet pop psychology.
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update - new search phrase leading the inquiring minds to NAY - "saab the will dissolve a skin cyst" No, I don't have any idea what it means.
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update-update new search phrase - "tiff bark." Only on Fridays with a full moon y'all.

3 comments:

Erica said...

Hang in there. If you post it, they will come. And then come. Ew.

The most popular creep-attractants seem to include anything about big pooping butts.

And I am proud of myself - I so far know (without looking it up) eight of the thirteen words you like. Gyrovague shall soon fall to me! And then I'll use it in my next post somehow. :-)

Erica said...

Although now that I finally found the definition, I can see I'll have to be really creative to make that happen.

Anonymous said...

A little story about Gustav the cyclopean gyrovague might be a good place to start!

Oh well, let me just put "big pooping butts" on the list of search terms then. Yow!