Oh, I am SO looking forward to the results of these 2 "games." Click on the link, pick a few words that describe me, and submit your assessment.
Cynical evil version here
Happy shiny version here
Totally and completely stolen from the Suburban Lesbian (here).
I will report back on the results when I'm recovered from the horrendous impact they'll no doubt have on my life.
In breaking news, I have found the world's best McDonald's. I love their warm flaky biscuits (which are too big to fit in my mouth! I know! Miracles happen every day!) and their soft fluffy scrambled eggs that are lovingly folded to a perfectly-proportioned rectangle of golden proteinacious goodness, and the symmetrically gorgeous way the steamy round of sausage and melted square of cheesefoodproduct are placed on the alluring flakiness and softness of biscuit and egg, and I love their salty-crispy hashbrowns, and I love their professional smiling staff and Quicky-McQuickpants service. I also love that they serve fancy-schmancy coffee and luscious desserts at the "McCafe" in case the mouth orgasm one has received from the perfect regular breakfast food needs a sweetly charged encore.
My God, my mouth is happy.
They also serve their "to go" food in daintily (and appropriately) sized bags.
Which makes the rest of me happy.
(If you have to ask why, check this out.)