(mmmm, feel the Byrne)
On with it!
What I want to know is, did she have to have an episiotomy to get the toilet OUT?
And spits through her navel. News at 11.
Because, let's face it, we've all heard the "three sailors walk into a bar" thing once too many times.
There's a simple answer to this problem....and it's not "eat more chicken."
This falls under the "can they please tell us something we don't know" category, don't you think?
Now, see, I did not know that the Mavs were playing naked. Interesting. Give a whole new shade to the phrase "ball handling," doesn't it?
Because, yes, one would want to be on the side of the Angels, wouldn't one?
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - There will be no weather report for this installment of TIFF teevee, because the unspeakable has happened and there might be some chance of snow tonight; therefore I have to RUSH RIGHT OUT and STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES!
Everyone. Panic. Now.
That is all.